American Politics · The Lighter Side · White people

Marking the Territory

For those of you who walk your dogs, you would know precisely what I am talking about. When you take your dog out for a walk, he is not visiting the bathroom. On the contarary, he is a ruler visiting his land. He is on a mission to mark his territory. My dog, whenever he is out, is very critical on what all has been going on while he was not around. He makes it a point to sprinkle a drop here, and a drop there, put a stamp with his poop. He even once pooped right on top of another dogs poop.

 

That is correct, my dog is the ruler of his land. What he does is no different than what the Governor of any state does. Wouldn’t it be interesting if the Governor of Texas was to do the same thing everyday as well, just get up, go for a walk across the Louisiana border, pee and poo to make sure them Cajuns, New o’lens borthers and sisters know where the State line is. Obama could be patrolling the Canadian and Mexican borders leaving a bit of a trail to make sure no wet backs cross over. Also might reduce the weed import from Canada due to the smelly poop he keeps laying on the Canadian border. But my heart goes out to Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev. He sure has to eat a lot, and poo and pee a lot to make sure all the American, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Kazakhs, Azerbaijan, Georgians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, Latvians, Estonians, Finnish and Norwegians (pheewwww) stay out of his ground. He be having a hard time marking his territory, Baxter sure is glad he is not Medvedev…

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s