Ok, so this dude in Florida, who looks like a wrestler with his crazy moustache, came to the lime light a while back with his pledge to burn the Muslim holy book. He originally wanted to do the whole shenanigan on 9/11. Apparently, that plan never went through. Partially because the media frenzy hyped the whole episode up a wee bit too much, partially due to a Muslim cleric from New York trying to reach a middle ground with him on the Cordoba house or something similar. A few months later, after giving his cow a pile driver and doing the razors edge on a few pigs, he decided it was time to burn the darn book. And so he burnt the darn book. Not before, he tried the book in a mock trial, yes, the book! He also found it, the book, guilty on five counts of murder, rape, crimes against humanity and sentenced it to death by torching!
Now absolutely no one in the media in the western world took notice of the event, until they realized that people around the world are in frenzy, losing all signs of sanity over what followed the pile drivers and the razors edges. In their frenzy, they are burning down girls’ schools, killing United Nations workers, and chanting death to America. Obama and his entourage have all condemned the event, with little effect on the frantic people, partially because they don’t care, mostly because they just don’t know.
Now the wrestling pastor, who goes by the name of Terry Jones, is obviously a nut job, but he sure has made a statement. Millions in Afghanistan and Pakistan are willing to go crazy, if he burns a book. I bet millions more in Libya, Syria, Iran, Yemen, and Saudi-Arabia would have gone nuts. Luckily, they’re too busy trying to overthrow their leaders. One wonders what would cause such psychotic behavior. Is there a name for this disease, can they be cured? If we burn enough books could they perhaps become immune to it? Can we give them early age vaccinations? Surely something needs to be done, for the cause of humanity, we can’t just let them burn their houses because a wrestler burnt a book and chanted burn baby burn!